The first time he came to the creek
Poor Monarch just started to freak.
He backed up so fast
He fell on his ass
With laughter we started to shriek!
He sat down on his butt like a dog.
I guess he was frightened a frog
Might nibble his toes
Or climb up his nose
Or drag him down into the bog!
But once he got going, that hoss,
There is no stream that he will not cross.
In fact, without fail
He leads on the trail.
He’s Monarch, the Off-Track Trail Boss!